I’m surprised his lips aren’t the color of sunny d.
Extra-Ad5925 on
This autopen stuff never made any sense to me because you start down this road it inevitably is going to blow up in his face.
Oh great now you’ve invalidated a few pardons so that a pageant queen can put together the worst case you’ve ever seen in your life. Then down the line if we ever get out of this mess all these pardons are going to get reviewed. Lot of angry donors gonna come asking for their money back if that happens
Current-Lobster-44 on
Weaponized ignorance. Mr. “Hear no evil” over here is too busy shafting the American people to find out new incriminating things about his master.
TECL_Grimsdottir on
Speaker Shultz is at it again
Ghstfce on
“I was not aware of that…”
“I didn’t see that…”
Same old song and dance coming from an “effective” House Majority leader. Knows nothing, sees nothing, like a good little pet.
Suitable-Werewolf492 on
These same reporters need to ask him the same damn question the following day. “Now that you’ve had a chance to read up on my previous question, feel free to explain this bullshit before we forget about it after the new bullshit starts that you won’t know about until after the new new bullshit starts.”
daemonicwanderer on
I find it ironic that the Speaker of the House never seems to hear about anything when he is asked to speak.
sing_4_theday on
Does he just sit in a dark closet all the time?
1nitiated on
Why is the follow up question never “..are you serious?….”
Additional-North-683 on
He has big cuck energy. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was his favorite category
TrashCapable on
Let me guess, he said he knows nothing about it.
brok3nh3lix on
he does these pressers every day. Just follow up with him over and over again on these things he says he doesnt know about, and when he says he hasnt heard yet, point out hes been asked multiple times and why isnt he getting this information.
ifulbd on
Mike can’t admit that he knows anything lest he get pushed out an open window by Putin’s cronies.
Pattihere on
Brown-nosing is all Mike Johnson knows how to do.
44nutman on
MAGA-CHINO Mike. Christian in name only
WasteBinStuff on
Look at his face. Its starting to look physically painful. I’m seriously beginning to think that some of these people have received remote control pain implants that can even be fatal if they don’t stay on message.
Ok-Strawberry5103 on
There’s a special place in hell for this fake ass man!
New-Lingonberry1877 on
Would someone please make a meme of Mike as hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil?
SadAbroad4 on
Who are the meat heads that stand behind him during these theatre performances?
RoguesAngel on
He says he has no power but apparently he has the power to deny an entire state their legally elected representation. I honestly did not know that the speaker could just refuse to seat an elected member with no repercussions. I cannot even imagine the hissy fits that republicans would be having if a democrat was doing that.
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That IS his job.
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for that guy…
Wait! I don’t!
“I can’t comment on that. I hadn’t heard about it until this morning and haven’t been briefed yet.”
Reporters are asking Johnson the questions they should be asking Trump.
The Daily Show supercut of “I am clueless to the world around me”
[https://bsky.app/profile/thedailyshow.com/post/3m4qfi6pnrk2q](https://bsky.app/profile/thedailyshow.com/post/3m4qfi6pnrk2q)
I’m surprised his lips aren’t the color of sunny d.
This autopen stuff never made any sense to me because you start down this road it inevitably is going to blow up in his face.
Oh great now you’ve invalidated a few pardons so that a pageant queen can put together the worst case you’ve ever seen in your life. Then down the line if we ever get out of this mess all these pardons are going to get reviewed. Lot of angry donors gonna come asking for their money back if that happens
Weaponized ignorance. Mr. “Hear no evil” over here is too busy shafting the American people to find out new incriminating things about his master.
Speaker Shultz is at it again
“I was not aware of that…”
“I didn’t see that…”
Same old song and dance coming from an “effective” House Majority leader. Knows nothing, sees nothing, like a good little pet.
These same reporters need to ask him the same damn question the following day. “Now that you’ve had a chance to read up on my previous question, feel free to explain this bullshit before we forget about it after the new bullshit starts that you won’t know about until after the new new bullshit starts.”
I find it ironic that the Speaker of the House never seems to hear about anything when he is asked to speak.
Does he just sit in a dark closet all the time?
Why is the follow up question never “..are you serious?….”
He has big cuck energy. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was his favorite category
Let me guess, he said he knows nothing about it.
he does these pressers every day. Just follow up with him over and over again on these things he says he doesnt know about, and when he says he hasnt heard yet, point out hes been asked multiple times and why isnt he getting this information.
Mike can’t admit that he knows anything lest he get pushed out an open window by Putin’s cronies.
Brown-nosing is all Mike Johnson knows how to do.
MAGA-CHINO Mike. Christian in name only
Look at his face. Its starting to look physically painful. I’m seriously beginning to think that some of these people have received remote control pain implants that can even be fatal if they don’t stay on message.
There’s a special place in hell for this fake ass man!
Would someone please make a meme of Mike as hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil?
Who are the meat heads that stand behind him during these theatre performances?
He says he has no power but apparently he has the power to deny an entire state their legally elected representation. I honestly did not know that the speaker could just refuse to seat an elected member with no repercussions. I cannot even imagine the hissy fits that republicans would be having if a democrat was doing that.
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25th time! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Mike Johnson is a coward and has no qualities that come close to manliness or honor. Fuck him.
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This! 👇🏻
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Liar lying about the head liar lying.
Every accusation is an admission